There’s not a whole lot more to say than that. Why does S. have to go and start trying to be a decent human being just when I’ve convinced myself it’s time to pay the deposit on a new apartment? And when a certain love interest is being interested back? Shit shit shit shit shiiiiitttttttttt. Why can’t Americans find it socially acceptable to be polyandrous???

Hello. I’m Conflicted. What’s your name?